live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
oh wow SCORE 48
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
there were no survivors SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
pebble and roll SCORE 65
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
