we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
genius SCORE 26
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
today was a good day SCORE 38
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
how could you, son? SCORE 41
textbook-ception SCORE 50
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
rowboatcop SCORE 26
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
like that! SCORE 53
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
call me dr SCORE 32
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
advantage me? SCORE 54
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
i want to squash his face SCORE 46
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
