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The+future+is+now.
SCORE 150
What+really+happened+to+the+unicorns.
What really happened to the unicorns. SCORE 264
How+to+hold+your+breath+for+five+minutes.
How to hold your breath for five minutes. SCORE 23
This+clock+is+slow.
This clock is slow. SCORE 27
Mine%26%238230%3B
Mine… SCORE 170
Words.
Words. SCORE 355
Life+opens+at+the+close.
Life opens at the close. SCORE 411
Howling+lessons.
Howling lessons. SCORE 195
The+reason+I+have+trust+issues.
The reason I have trust issues. SCORE 210
Well%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+that+fancy.
Well, isn’t that fancy. SCORE 307
Fun+with+light
Fun with light SCORE 22
My+salon%26%238230%3B.
My salon…. SCORE 16
So+close%26%238230%3B
So close… SCORE 154
Albert+Einstein.+And+some+fluffy+slippers.
Albert Einstein. And some fluffy slippers. SCORE 16
Not+a+bad+idea.
Not a bad idea. SCORE 263
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+fluffy%21
It’s so fluffy! SCORE 164
I+think+he%26%238217%3Bs+cute
I think he’s cute SCORE 10
No+one+can+kill+a+jedi%26%238230%3B
No one can kill a jedi… SCORE 4
Trollolololo.
Trollolololo. SCORE 300
You+might+be+out+of+shape+if%26%238230%3B
You might be out of shape if… SCORE 306
What+I+keep+telling+myself.
What I keep telling myself. SCORE 239
My+rabbits+bring+Lennie+to+the+yard%26%238230%3B
My rabbits bring Lennie to the yard… SCORE 184
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 151
You+aren%26%238217%3Bt+a+disappointment.
You aren’t a disappointment. SCORE 238
Get+ready.
Get ready. SCORE 188
cat+jumps+into+fish+tank
cat jumps into fish tank SCORE 6
Bacon+is+the+duct+tape+of+food.
Bacon is the duct tape of food. SCORE 131
The+cutest+goat.
The cutest goat. SCORE 213
So+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+that+happens.
So that’s how that happens. SCORE 264
Doctor+who%2FPeanuts+mash+up
Doctor who/Peanuts mash up SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bve+made+a+huge+mistake.
I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 189
Pun%21
Pun! SCORE 267
Mildly+interesting.
Mildly interesting. SCORE 279
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