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Style+options+for+the+follically+challenged.
Egyptians+are+pokemon+professors
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 44
Absolutely+nothing+could%2C+or+will%2C+go+wrong.
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Clear+this+up+for+me.
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
OK+but+have+you+seen+those+n+a+c+h+o+s%3F
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Movie+Magic
Movie Magic SCORE 26
I+am+very+strong+%2Aquack%2A
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
New+Tesla+Model%3F
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
I+am+so+sure+you+get+my+point.
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Oh+how+the+turn+tables+turn.
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 31
Human+101%2C+do+not+touch+the+dinosaurs.
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
WELL+THEN
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 50
Hey+at+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+in+jail+yet%26%238230%3B+right%3F
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
When+verified+twitter+goes+to+war%26%238230%3B
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 55
Pre-med+is+nothing+but+games.
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I+would+eat+them.
I would eat them. SCORE 39
Olden+but+golden
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Ashton+Kutcher+took+a+photo+of+a+paparazzo+sitting+outside+his+2+years+old%26%238217%3Bs+daycare.
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
the+darkest+time+is+all+the+time.
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Friends+with+hors.
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
The+rare+and+lovely+Maltese+tiger
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 44
Ah.+Seppuku+it+is%26%238230%3B
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
I+want+to+believe.
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Tubing+down+the+riverrrrr.
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
They+take+their+drive-thru+tacos+very+seriously.
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
No%2C+this+is+patrick
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
In+other+news+Musk+Corp+just+acquired+Coca+Cola
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Extreme+snow+shoveling.
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 46
Not+gonna+happen%2C+Deb.
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+all+good.
It’s all good. SCORE 47
Free+toilet+paper+with+purchase+of+this+haunted+house%21
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
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