Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Guys listen… SCORE 170
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Finally. SCORE 345
How the internet works. SCORE 181
No. SCORE 88
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Every time. SCORE 123
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
China vs Germany SCORE 295
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
