The toaster knife. SCORE 10
That’s enough petting for one day… SCORE 201
I love you, bacon. SCORE 75
SHOPPING PROBLEMS. SCORE 4
Workout evidence. SCORE 118
Parenting SCORE 9
Don’t forget to play. SCORE 125
People with swag. SCORE 191
Ladies? SCORE 128
How to troll a stranger. SCORE 223
I need a quick answer SCORE 17
Inner child. SCORE 84
I’m Arabic, how ’bout you? SCORE 138
d: SCORE 5
How to creep out your house guests. SCORE 196
What Happens if Your Body is Exposed to the Vacuum of Space? SCORE 42
Like a boss. SCORE 190
Uncanny SCORE 12
We were all female. SCORE 36
Is cheating morally wrong? SCORE 6
If Frodo had Google maps… SCORE 6
Public Advisory. SCORE 244
How life should be proportioned. SCORE 190
After my parents dropped me off for college. SCORE 307
Trust fall fail. SCORE 63
Why I’m still single. SCORE 148
In an alternate universe. SCORE 224
How I start each day. SCORE 159
How to make the best salad ever. SCORE 144
We must repopulate! SCORE 20
Life. SCORE 101
Bunny! SCORE 145
