Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Stress relief SCORE 45
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The end is nigh SCORE 38
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Flying first class SCORE 24
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
request denied SCORE 30
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Sounds painful SCORE 28
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
My resume lied SCORE 30
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
What year is ist? SCORE 35
My dream day SCORE 24
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Problem solved SCORE 42
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6