every morning SCORE 46
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
this is brilliant SCORE 84
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29
don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27
yes SCORE 32
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
do. not. like SCORE 27
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
on every hill SCORE 40
best lotr description of all time SCORE 46
the one who got away SCORE 23
out conspiracy theory the flat earthers SCORE 43
makes me laugh every time SCORE 34
poopwagon never stops SCORE 30
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
my knees quivered SCORE 27
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
lol SCORE 35
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
he always believed SCORE 37
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
just one word SCORE 17
i can’t control the weather SCORE 37
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37
it works! SCORE 31