By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
*gunshots* SCORE 22
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
It actually is this SCORE 35
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
You go. SCORE 37
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
There’s always one… SCORE 29
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
You can do this. SCORE 47
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 21
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
