
Police received reports of a "500-lbs. pig" chasing students SCORE 106

I am his hands. He is my eyes. SCORE 145

Lunch SCORE 81

Dear IRS SCORE 70

Jack SCORE 60

How to break the ice with a girl SCORE 58

Cuuuuuttteeee!!! SCORE 75

The Good Place SCORE 143

Nothing Like Having Two Daughters SCORE 79

How I feel voting Libertarian for the first time ever SCORE 32

Real-life Looney Tunes SCORE 75

The supposed future SCORE 163

How did I do, son? SCORE 100

Fantasy spiders SCORE 98

Understanding the difference between urban, suburban and rural SCORE 140

How real men shave, 1940′s SCORE 65

This little boy stopped to try to help a bunny join the rest of his family. SCORE 100

Lenticular clouds over mountain SCORE 91

My Dog Thinks This Is The Safest Place When Vacuum SCORE 87

Chubby Puppies Who Look Like Teddy Bears SCORE 74

This is what happiness physically looks like. A myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. SCORE 115

Jellyfish under the Aurora Borealis off the coast of Northern Norway SCORE 75

My co-worker is leaving today SCORE 84

How does she make money? SCORE 87

Talk dirty to me SCORE 64

He’s enjoying that quite a bit SCORE 53

My three-year-old kid today SCORE 89

At least I think I’m funny SCORE 74

Gordon Ramsay is such a proud father SCORE 86

Trying to write essays the night before they’re due SCORE 92

This is a real billboard SCORE 85

My neighbor is a monster SCORE 111