That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
+ cry. SCORE 118
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 45
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Mama no. SCORE 51
Paragraph. SCORE 51
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56