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Spider-Man+kisses.
Yo+ho+ho
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
I+knew+the+avocado+fact%21
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I+was+upset+until+I+got+to+the+reason
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The+test+results+are+in%2C+and+you+are+a+terrible+person
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -35
I.+NEED.+THEM.+ALL.
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 32
Fatality
Fatality SCORE 40
But+Carmen+Sandiego+is+a+real+person.
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 10
What+murder%3F
What murder? SCORE 45
Always+be+nice+to+crows
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I+can+see+my+brain+I+rolled+my+eyes+back+so+far
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Need+some+ointment+for+that+burn%3F
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 27
I+laughed+at+this+more+than+I+should+have
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
The+universe+had+a+score+to+settle
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
How+much+does+he+spend+on+gas%2C+though%3F
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Negotiating+fail
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Sizzle%2C+pork%2C+and+%28Google%29+maps
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+independence+works.
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S.+people
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
%2Aputs+postage+stamp+on+baby+alligator.+Gets+bit%2A
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Military+grade+leggings
Military grade leggings SCORE 59
Only+on+days+that+end+in+y
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
And+cheese
And cheese SCORE 25
Nacho+cheesier+Doritos%2C+baby
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 32
Walmart+parenting+fails.+Lol
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The+things+men+do+to+get+laid%26%238230%3B
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
At+least+they%26%238217%3Bre+honest.
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Proceed
Proceed SCORE 30
Axe+and+you+shall+receive
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
80+hours+these+days
80 hours these days SCORE -16
Must+have+been+all+the+Cheetos%3F
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I%26%238217%3Bd+be+making+s%26%238217%3Bmores+over+the+fire
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Yeah%2C+GTFO+works+for+me
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -31
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