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My+sugar+glider+has+to+wear+a+little+cone%26%238230%3B
I+would+prefer+prostitatered.
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
I%26%238217%3Bm+something+of+a+waiter+myself.
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
I+can+only+take+you+in+small+amounts%2C+dear.
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
Bulk+peanut+butter+is+an+easy+sell.
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 10
Meet+Nav+Bhatia
Meet Nav Bhatia SCORE 82
Why+posties+go+postal.
Why posties go postal. SCORE 26
If+there+was+ever+a+reason+to+believe%26%238230%3B
If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 56
Well%2C+here+it+is%26%238230%3B
Well, here it is… SCORE 35
bulbasaur+around+the+world.
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
Science+can+get+personal.
Science can get personal. SCORE 70
The+sheer+girth+of+this+bird+persons+bird%26%238230%3B
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
I%2C+for+one%2C+welcome+our+new+drone+overlords%26%238230%3B
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
Let%26%238217%3Ber+roll%2C+Ted.
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 42
How+to+sell+a+cucumber.
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
The+cat+offers+disproval+at+birds+being+kept+as+pets.
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 17
Family+singalong+time%21
Family singalong time! SCORE 24
My+gran+is+proud+of+me.
My gran is proud of me. SCORE 22
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+puked.
…and then I puked. SCORE 38
Snip+snap%21+Snip+snap%21
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
Tiiiiight+little+circles.
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 43
Go+directly+to+dad+prison.
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
%2Aspits+venom%2A
*spits venom* SCORE 37
Spicy+conflict+resolution.
Spicy conflict resolution. SCORE 43
This+owl+was+once+a+man%26%238230%3B
This owl was once a man… SCORE 35
%26%238230%3BNickels%21
…Nickels! SCORE 67
This+is+fine%26%238230%3B
This is fine… SCORE 31
Thanks+I+hate+breakfast.
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
Cinderella+pre+rhinoplasty
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 19
Tiger+versus+mud
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
Some+might+say+friendship%26%238230%3B
Some might say friendship… SCORE 48
Anything+is+a+corral+if+you+try+hard+enough.
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
you+could+pinch+my+cheeks%2C+if+you+wanted+to%26%238230%3B
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
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Truest+Sign+Ever
Truest Sign Ever SCORE 132
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When Food Becomes Your Best Friend SCORE 185
Newton%26%238217%3Bs+Lesser+Known+Law
Newton’s Lesser Known Law SCORE 189
Legally%2C+they+did+address+the+matter.
Legally, they did address the matter. SCORE 136
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German trains SCORE 215
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YES SCORE 150
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