In Every Painting Of Him I’ve Ever Seen… SCORE 75
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Cat Selfie SCORE 51
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Classic. SCORE 39
Alligator SCORE 80
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 89
Boop SCORE 50
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Slightly miffed cat SCORE 50
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Life in 2017… SCORE 72
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 60
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 62
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
