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When+someone+tickles+my+neck.
Ok+but+now+theres+a+restraining+order+involved%26%238230%3B
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Sleep+sweet%2C+civil+servants.
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
Happy+jumper+boys.
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
Anything+is+a+corral+if+you+try+hard+enough.
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
Terminate+the+hate.
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
Do+not+blame+on+the+stars+that+which+comes+from+inside.
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
Two+feet+of+snow%2C+roughly.
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
Do+not+try+this+at+work.
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
We+got+the+treat%21
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Magical+Pi+Bush%21%21
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
IKEA+sells+a+chocolate+build-a-moose+kit%2C+allegedly.
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Dads+whom+disappoint.
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
It%26%238217%3Bs+sort+of+my+Halloween+costume.
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
How+is+the+rental+market%2C+son%3F
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
Its+gods+real+estate%2C+really.
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
The+sheer+girth+of+this+bird+persons+bird%26%238230%3B
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
A+poem+of+blood+lust.
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Forbidden+lobby.
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
Best+news+Ive+heard+all+day.
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
%2Arisky+click%2A
*risky click* SCORE 32
Hiding+ice+cream+from+kids+hacks%26%238230%3B
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
It+was+worth+a+try+anyway.
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
I+earned+this%26%238230%3B
I earned this… SCORE 47
Art+is+delicious%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Dog%2C+probably.
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
He+will+make+a+great+father%2C+someday.
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
%2Aspits+venom%2A
*spits venom* SCORE 37
How+to+sell+a+cucumber.
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
I+did+not+see+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
The+age+of+sin+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
How+ants+do+the+walkin%26%238217%3B.
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
The+only+Avengers+Im+interested+in.
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Please+stop+destroying+the+loo%26%238230%3B
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
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The Look of a Man Who Sold His Soul SCORE 83
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Finally found one… SCORE 127
At+least+one+of+us+is+amused.
At least one of us is amused. SCORE 68
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Baby Announcements Can be Savage SCORE 135
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It’s been a bamboozle kind of day. SCORE 94
Inspirational+quotes%3A+Go+back+in+time+and+avoid+your+regrets%21
Inspirational quotes: Go back in time and avoid your regrets! SCORE 165
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