I pity the fool. SCORE 248
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Peenut. SCORE 160
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
How marketing works. SCORE 285
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
How writing works. SCORE 196
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
That explains so many things. SCORE 261
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Gold digger. SCORE 117
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
Extremely hot. SCORE 222
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
Do want. SCORE 212
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162