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Introspective+Big+Bird.
We+may+be+stupid+and+fat%2C+but+I+know+an+insult+when+I+see+one.
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I+used+to+be+a+people+person%26%238230%3B
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
How+people+see+me.
How people see me. SCORE 233
Princess+Darth+Vader.
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
A+forever+puppy%21
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
New+books.
New books. SCORE 200
Root+beer%2C+squared.
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Beyonce%26%238217%3Bs+zoo+shoes.
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I+never+run+with+scissors.
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What+I+imagine+people+watching+me+play+Pokemon+on+the+subway+are+thinking.
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Daryl+on+an+actual+zombie+apocalypse.
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
Friends.
Friends. SCORE 213
Wisdom+from+Benjamin+Franklin.
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
There%26%238217%3Bs+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+nothing+without+me%21
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 257
I+did+Nazi+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
The+only+Harlem+Shake+that+I+approve+of.
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Just+Bill+Murray
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
What+you+never+knew+you+never+knew%2C+about+Pocahontas.
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Rethink+your+drink.
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Sadly%2C+I+can+relate.
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I+hate+that+feeling.
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+to+believe+anymore.
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Your+math+teacher+is+a+liar.
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I+love+you.
I love you. SCORE 20
I+once+had+a+goldfish+who+would+break+dance+on+the+carpet%26%238230%3B
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
What+slouch+skinny+jeans+look+like.
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You+could+claim+anything+is+real%26%238230%3B
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
The+tragedy+of+Africa.
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Please+be+troll.
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Ladies%26%238230%3B
Ladies… SCORE 173
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Or+the+person+you%26%23039%3Bre+in+need+of+right+now.
Or the person you're in need of right now. SCORE 149
4th+Grader+Haiku
4th Grader Haiku SCORE 114
Older+gentleman+teaches+young+guy+how+to+tie+his+tie
Older gentleman teaches young guy how to tie his tie SCORE 139
What+is+your+zodiac+sign%3F
What is your zodiac sign? SCORE 5
Truth+has+been+spoken
Truth has been spoken SCORE 8
Black+Friesian+Horses
Black Friesian Horses SCORE 15
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