Never forget. SCORE 159
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Accurate. SCORE 112
How internet arguments work. SCORE 160
Probably… SCORE 185
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Being sick. SCORE 140
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Genius. SCORE 145
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Burn! SCORE 249
Piano for rap. SCORE 179
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Call the lawyers. SCORE 155
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 227
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 119
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Seal SCORE 28
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Burn! SCORE 216
oh nostalgia… SCORE 239
