Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 92
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Time to find a different neighborhood SCORE 98
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Bring me home. SCORE 94
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Potato SCORE 119
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
Stress perm SCORE 50
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is. SCORE 149
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
When I die SCORE 126
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Either SCORE 113
Words SCORE 113
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Every time SCORE 134
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Link problems SCORE 140
Parents will understand SCORE 147
