Steal the world! SCORE 21
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
sent via FAX SCORE 15
hello little friend SCORE 20
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
*have SCORE 16
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Words. SCORE 9
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
