My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
German exchange students SCORE 67
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
…but mooom SCORE 60
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Zing SCORE 70
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
Lies for good. SCORE 84
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
