hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
fancy af SCORE 10
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
not a high success rate SCORE 25
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
therapy burn SCORE 29
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
dreams are fun SCORE 28
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
one is never an option SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
boom SCORE 12
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
til death do us part SCORE 22
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
