
always check for hidden toothpicks SCORE 46

it’s a window if he wants to be a window SCORE 28

they’re the same person SCORE 21

an apple a day SCORE 37

this right here SCORE 76

i still do this SCORE 55

lions come in pink SCORE 49

im watching you SCORE 26

give him credit for trying SCORE 45

just kill me, please SCORE 44

they’re the second kind of people SCORE 49

you think it’s all fun and games, then you’re curled up in fetal position crying SCORE 27

now do the extended editions SCORE 46

i prefer the european badger SCORE 71

which knob is hot? SCORE 50

not even the weirdest thing to ever happen at a walmart. not even close SCORE 19

how… do you forget about dead people? SCORE 41

*cackles darkly* SCORE 34

the inspiration for Hodor on GOT SCORE 34

That’s a puma, sir SCORE 32

did you sing it in Vanessa Carlton’s voice, too? SCORE 19

run when i run SCORE 41

all based on true stories SCORE 41

a lifetime of trauma starts here SCORE 35

i have so many questions SCORE 31

just give me the signal SCORE 37

i’m mother nature’s joke SCORE 43

priorities SCORE 37

its just grows on there SCORE 42

*hands chameleon one ring to rule them all* SCORE 32

does Tim burton even know what danny devito looks like without a top hat? SCORE 49

he’s gonna sell so much merchandise SCORE 28