I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
My dream day SCORE 24
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
request denied SCORE 30
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Problem solved SCORE 42
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Stress relief SCORE 45
My resume lied SCORE 30
Flying first class SCORE 24
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Sounds painful SCORE 28
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
The end is nigh SCORE 38
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27