i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
therapy burn SCORE 28
puzzling SCORE 18
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
til death do us part SCORE 22
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
one is never an option SCORE 10
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
boom SCORE 11
fancy af SCORE 10
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
not a high success rate SCORE 24
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
dreams are fun SCORE 28
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 15