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SCORE 289
Well%26%238230%3B+yes%2C+presumably.
Well… yes, presumably. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+cruisin%26%238217%3B+season.
It’s cruisin’ season. SCORE 26
Mask+up%2C+horsies%21
Mask up, horsies! SCORE 21
Filthy+trixies%26%238230%3B
Filthy trixies… SCORE 27
Perseverance+on+the+move%2C+circa+Mars.
Perseverance on the move, circa Mars. SCORE 21
Shine+bright+like+a+diamond.
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily. SCORE 35
Hail+Lucifer+%2Athrows+carrot%2A
Hail Lucifer *throws carrot* SCORE 45
This+is+a+fun+game%2C+Best+Buy.
This is a fun game, Best Buy. SCORE 27
May+it+colour+your+life.
May it colour your life. SCORE 21
%26%238230%3B+but+what+if+Russian+soldiers+get+VR+first%3F
… but what if Russian soldiers get VR first? SCORE 30
The+best+part+of+waking+up%26%238230%3B
The best part of waking up… SCORE 20
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+a+charge%26%238230%3B
Yeah I’m going to need a charge… SCORE 23
You%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+get+a+good+tip%2C+bud.
You’re gonna get a good tip, bud. SCORE 17
Could+you+not%2C+child%3F
Could you not, child? SCORE 17
The+duality+of+parenthood.
The duality of parenthood. SCORE 25
vroom+vroom+mothr+truckr
vroom vroom mothr truckr SCORE 25
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+more+wall+art%26%238230%3B
We’re gonna need more wall art… SCORE 20
When+fish+meets+doge.
When fish meets doge. SCORE 23
Time+is+shenanigans.
Time is shenanigans. SCORE 31
Only+happy+little+accidents%21
Only happy little accidents! SCORE 17
Yes.+She+is+a+pretty+princess.
Yes. She is a pretty princess. SCORE 32
Koko+the+Gorilla
Koko the Gorilla SCORE 27
Tax+dollars+well+spent.
Tax dollars well spent. SCORE 20
You+have+no+power+here%26%238230%3B
You have no power here… SCORE 19
Aaaaaaahhhhhh%21%21%21%21+%F0%9F%90%B9
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! 🐹 SCORE 15
Stick+it+to+them%21+Buy+a+horse%21
Stick it to them! Buy a horse! SCORE 17
Denied%21+Banished%21+Gone%21
Denied! Banished! Gone! SCORE 19
Sir%2C+your+fridge+is+running.
Sir, your fridge is running. SCORE 18
Yes%2C+I+am+the+chosen+one.
Yes, I am the chosen one. SCORE 20
There+will+be+an%2C+adjustment.
There will be an, adjustment. SCORE 22
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B+Frizzle.
You’ve changed… Frizzle. SCORE 15
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Invisible+crack+pipe.
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
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Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Kitty+troll.
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
I+can+finally+go+home+and+relax.
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Everything+in+life+is+temporary.
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
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Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
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