
you are charcuterie SCORE 11

what is this, pants? SCORE 23

otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12

you saw nothing! SCORE 17

slap them SCORE 13

supersize it SCORE -4

you see, the day i was born SCORE 10

a cat wrote this SCORE 8

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19

friday is perfect actually SCORE 27

it’s perfect SCORE 22

it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17

onward, steed! SCORE 14

accidental beauty SCORE 32

mooooo SCORE 15

cramps SCORE 10

memorable first customer SCORE 17

always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23

everything beagle SCORE 1

must. hold. it. together SCORE 13

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 16

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

turtle magic ritual SCORE 15

i like bananas SCORE 10

a totally normal seat SCORE 13

don’t insult al capone SCORE 29

stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16

i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10

because it did break on its own SCORE 16

we dare you SCORE 11

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 15

a very small dog SCORE 15