Sean Claude Van Damme’s daughter does the splits. SCORE 9
I need one of these SCORE 128
Waiting in line SCORE 170
Bad Education SCORE 232
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118
How to outplay a penguin SCORE 101
My life. SCORE 17
A bully at the zoo. SCORE 182
When tapping the keg goes wrong SCORE 10
someone stole my cheetos! SCORE -13
you never know when it will happen SCORE 132
There are teachers, and then, there are educators. SCORE 270
Roiling SCORE 212
Fitness? SCORE 88
They know something I don’t. SCORE 214
Habits of the common bookworm. SCORE 186
No. Yes… SCORE 193
I’m not crying… It’s just the onions. SCORE 79
Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 146
So that’s how that works…? SCORE 136
Destroy it! SCORE 116
Like a Sssir. SCORE 13
White people dancing. SCORE 125
On the first day. SCORE 190
Geek. SCORE 12
talk shit git hit SCORE 15
Marie Curie SCORE 208
2 types of food. SCORE 14
Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115
Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93
Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 67
rude and not ginger SCORE 11