Plant mood ring. SCORE 37
Cup holders are overrated. SCORE 26
Happy holidays, you filthy animals. SCORE 27
Let them teach you, too. SCORE 44
Grandmeme’s eating ice cream with grandchildren. SCORE 27
Buzz buzz, children. SCORE 18
I’ll pay full price, thank you. SCORE 25
Extreme sporting… SCORE 24
Coors delivery, ~1910. SCORE 20
Be cautious with advice, generally. SCORE 35
I’ll take the chair, thank you. SCORE 23
Pizza pizza, in deed. SCORE 32
I was diagnosed this way… SCORE 27
I’ll get you next time, voodoo woman. SCORE 26
Generic juice bag. SCORE 31
Working under pressure is a passion of mein. SCORE 27
I call it a lovely Sunday evening. SCORE 23
Scientifically Proven Bloodlines SCORE 25
Terraria in real life. SCORE 37
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dogs SCORE 21
Victorian keysmashing. SCORE 35
Remote Alaskan village’s monthly mail delivery. SCORE 28
Australian Veterinary Clinic rescues a Golden Possum. They named him Pikachu SCORE 31
Dance like the Egyptians do… SCORE 24
Never a missed opportunity, that one. SCORE 22
Think again, home boy. SCORE 26
Genius is as genius dooes SCORE 22
Closets aren’t so bad… SCORE 29
Keep the eggs guessing. SCORE 20
This is the Christ. SCORE 27
How to be paleo properly. SCORE 33
Happy boy! SCORE 23