so true SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
cats always come first SCORE 27
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
important psa SCORE 44
5 days a week SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
too late SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
must pet the pet SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
bad ass SCORE 38
it’s called fashun SCORE 22