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Beware+the+Eyes+of+Marge
Patient+zero+has+joined+the+party%26%238230%3B
Patient zero has joined the party… SCORE 13
Snoopy+is+a+bad+influence.
Snoopy is a bad influence. SCORE 26
Jaden+Smith+is+a+good+one.
Jaden Smith is a good one. SCORE 36
Seen+%26%238217%3Bround+the+internet%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B..
Seen ’round the internet…………….. SCORE 21
Always+bring+your+pet+turkey+to+the+grocery+store%26%238230%3B
Always bring your pet turkey to the grocery store… SCORE 16
one+tiny+complaint%2C+mom%26%238230%3B
one tiny complaint, mom… SCORE 31
Ah+yes.+That%26%238217%3Bs+free+nature+facts.
Ah yes. That’s free nature facts. SCORE 29
Stop+sending+people+death+threats%2C+please.
Stop sending people death threats, please. SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+really+a+spectrum.
It’s really a spectrum. SCORE 20
Denny%26%238217%3Bs+is+for+killing.
Denny’s is for killing. SCORE 30
A+parent+of+quality.
A parent of quality. SCORE 30
Good+one+dad.
Good one dad. SCORE 23
Advertising+wizardry%26%238230%3B
Advertising wizardry… SCORE 23
13+foot+tall+mounds+of+glass+from+a+glass+manufacturing+facility.
13 foot tall mounds of glass from a glass manufacturing facility. SCORE 21
Crowd+are+smrt.
Crowd are smrt. SCORE 26
Just+being+resourceful%26%238230%3B
Just being resourceful… SCORE 20
He+got+them+legs.
He got them legs. SCORE 29
Nothing+but+kitties+all+day.
Nothing but kitties all day. SCORE 28
WEST+VIRGINIA+INDEED
WEST VIRGINIA INDEED SCORE 23
Take+the+W.
Take the W. SCORE 29
He%26%238217%3Bs+doin
He’s doin SCORE 23
The+grans+are+worried+about+their+iPads%26%238230%3B
The grans are worried about their iPads… SCORE 18
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+she%26%238217%3Bs+just+fallen+through+the+cracks%2C+nothing+for+anyone+else+to+worry+about.
Don’t worry she’s just fallen through the cracks, nothing for anyone else to worry about. SCORE 39
A+key+demographic%2C+obviously.
A key demographic, obviously. SCORE 19
Hierarchies+are+weird.
Hierarchies are weird. SCORE 28
Animorphs.+He%26%238217%3Bs+only+human+when+he+wants+to+be.
Animorphs. He’s only human when he wants to be. SCORE 29
If+you+time+it+right+it+might+count+as+sick+leave%21
If you time it right it might count as sick leave! SCORE 28
Have+a+nice+trip%26%238230%3B
Have a nice trip… SCORE 23
Blind+cowboy+commutes+on+a+hover+board.
Blind cowboy commutes on a hover board. SCORE 19
Uncle+Barry%26%238217%3Bs+advice+on+how+to+stay+healthy+and+avoid+Corona+Virus
Uncle Barry’s advice on how to stay healthy and avoid Corona Virus SCORE 26
Yeppers.
Yeppers. SCORE 15
Someone+is+still+a+little+bitter%26%238230%3B
Someone is still a little bitter… SCORE 20
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