Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
It has begun… SCORE 95
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
I’m drownin in it SCORE 10
Seriously. SCORE 214
Pun! SCORE 140
Game over. SCORE 15
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 7
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 14
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Pun! SCORE 198
Blankets. SCORE 153
totally! SCORE 210
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
