where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
advantage me? SCORE 54
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
rowboatcop SCORE 26
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
textbook-ception SCORE 50
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
genius SCORE 26
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
horny bbq SCORE 30
porn title SCORE 39
today was a good day SCORE 38
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
like that! SCORE 53
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
how could you, son? SCORE 41
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
i want to squash his face SCORE 46