
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

The stretch is known. SCORE 35

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

We should buy them all??? SCORE 30

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21

The great refillining. SCORE 32

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45

*gunshots* SCORE 22

You go. SCORE 37

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

You can do this. SCORE 47

There’s always one… SCORE 29

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

It actually is this SCORE 35

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

Waitasecond… SCORE 39

It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 21

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26