How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Finally. SCORE 345
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
