Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Run for your life SCORE 218
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Truth. SCORE 183
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
BROFIST SCORE -2
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Because Reasons SCORE 224
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I yawned! SCORE 10
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Word! SCORE 20
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11