Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Group projects. SCORE 149
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
The shinbone. SCORE 94
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Germans. SCORE 3
Loud music. SCORE 14
Colorblind. SCORE 136
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
I hate my life. SCORE 12
When you see it. SCORE 5
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Time. SCORE 133
Words to live by SCORE 16
My life SCORE 113
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14