Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Seven hours. SCORE 495
White people problems. SCORE 237
Wind blows. SCORE 841
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Sometimes. SCORE 913
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Like a… SCORE 601
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1417
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Oh. SCORE 1232
New sitcom. SCORE 911
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
