Awkward SCORE 69
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Needs more white SCORE 23
Problem solved SCORE 34
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
It’s my super power SCORE 44
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Nailed it SCORE 11
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Call 911 SCORE 17
For me? SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Oh my SCORE 29
Happy little trees SCORE 50
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54