Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
WUT? SCORE 268
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
During this heatwave… SCORE 173
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Glam rock. SCORE 157
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Every time. SCORE 135
Every day. SCORE 212
Conundrum. SCORE 210
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
