Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 172
The only dates I get. SCORE 100
Learning from the best. SCORE 132
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
8-bit floor. SCORE 158
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
Van Gone. SCORE 122
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 9
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 282
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
good question SCORE -14
Sexual feelings. SCORE -7
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 17
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 175
Definition of life. SCORE 14
Can I keep it? SCORE 160
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
Sucks. SCORE 161
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -10
I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 140
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 20
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 20
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
