Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
Cool story. SCORE 202
Talking cow. SCORE 302
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
You again… SCORE 249
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE. SCORE 153
Ladies… SCORE 158
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
Forever alone. SCORE 268
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Discuss. SCORE -25
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I saw dead people… SCORE 184
What do you think? SCORE 207
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I want to believe… SCORE 195
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296