No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Same… SCORE 53
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Awkward SCORE 69
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
Good boi summer SCORE 75
It’s my super power SCORE 44
easy money SCORE 29
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
