I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
My resume lied SCORE 30
Problem solved SCORE 42
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What about Linux? SCORE 45
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Stress relief SCORE 45
My dream day SCORE 24
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
What year is ist? SCORE 35
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 27
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Flying first class SCORE 24
request denied SCORE 31
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Are you there, God? SCORE 22
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
