When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Link problems SCORE 140
Stress perm SCORE 50
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Words SCORE 113
Summer SCORE 75
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Either SCORE 113
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Wed-nes-day SCORE 109
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
When I die SCORE 126
Bring me home. SCORE 94
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Every time SCORE 134
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Some wise words SCORE 85
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Parents will understand SCORE 147
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Oedipus SCORE 164
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
