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I%26%238217%3Bm+noticing+a+pattern+here.
WHOM+DO+YOU+WORK+FOR+AND+WHAT+DO+YOU+DO%3F
WHOM DO YOU WORK FOR AND WHAT DO YOU DO? SCORE 22
Alright%2C+will+check+in+next+week.
Alright, will check in next week. SCORE 37
You+never+know+what+someone+else+is+dealing+with%26%238230%3B
You never know what someone else is dealing with… SCORE 30
the+cat+is+evolving.
the cat is evolving. SCORE 36
Cowabunga+dudes%2C+let%26%238217%3Bs+roll+out.
Cowabunga dudes, let’s roll out. SCORE 28
Always+there+for+you%26%238230%3B
Always there for you… SCORE 20
Pandemic+go+whoooooooo
Pandemic go whoooooooo SCORE 20
Rest+easy+sweet+prince.
Rest easy sweet prince. SCORE 17
Get+wrecked%2C+Nick.
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 31
Sourdough+starter+on+a+keychain%26%238230%3B
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
A+Coca+Cola+advertisement+made+by+spreading+grain+for+pigeons+in+Saint+Mark%26%238217%3Bs+Square+in+Venice.
A Coca Cola advertisement made by spreading grain for pigeons in Saint Mark’s Square in Venice. SCORE 28
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+triple+threat.
It’s a triple threat. SCORE 23
A+selfie+taken+in+1903
A selfie taken in 1903 SCORE 32
Someone+messed+up
Someone messed up SCORE 30
He+was+NOT+sticking+his+head+in+the+flour+jar.+He+does+NOT+have+a+flour+problem.
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
I+would+call+in+to+this+reality+tv+show.
I would call in to this reality tv show. SCORE 29
New+Yorkers+are+jerks.
New Yorkers are jerks. SCORE 37
For+when+you+want+to+eat+something+the+size+of+a+baby%2C+but+is+definitely+not+a+baby.
For when you want to eat something the size of a baby, but is definitely not a baby. SCORE 22
The+beans+will+be+promptly+read.
The beans will be promptly read. SCORE 25
A+Ken+Doll+prison+shank
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 22
%2Aducks%2A
*ducks* SCORE 25
Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
Meanwhile+in+Mexico%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 28
Thank+you+tag.
Thank you tag. SCORE 19
ban+haunted+doll+fighting
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
This+cat+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+pinch+points%26%238230%3B
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 26
Mark+Hamill+burned+the+FLOTUS
Mark Hamill burned the FLOTUS SCORE 14
%26%238230%3Band+how+does+one+acquire+the+child+you+speak+of%26%238230%3B
…and how does one acquire the child you speak of… SCORE 29
When+tourists+aren%26%238217%3Bt+coming+to+the+park+anymore+and+you+gotta+visit+the+forest+office+to+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
When tourists aren’t coming to the park anymore and you gotta visit the forest office to know what’s up. SCORE 25
Lemme+ansher+that%26%238230%3B
Lemme ansher that… SCORE 18
Get+this+kid+a+job.
Get this kid a job. SCORE 35
When+gym+class+goes+online
When gym class goes online SCORE 28
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I Need These Donuts In My Life SCORE 9
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two types of mood SCORE 166
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When people keep upvoting reposts to the front page SCORE 12
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Schrodinger’s Cat Is Alive SCORE 14
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Only thinks of you as a friend SCORE 12
Well+this+explains+a+lot.
Well this explains a lot. SCORE 142
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