What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Every time. SCORE 123
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
40 years later. SCORE 122
BURN! SCORE 233
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
No. SCORE 88
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Puppy! SCORE 107
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 174
Guys listen… SCORE 170
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
