
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137

I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10

The gun lamp. SCORE 54

How the internet works. SCORE 181

Every time. SCORE 123

The months of the beard. SCORE 91

Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255

40 years later. SCORE 122

BURN! SCORE 233

China vs Germany SCORE 294

Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257

Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145

Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144

No. SCORE 88

A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63

Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112

You’re leaving? SCORE 99

Rock bottom. SCORE 295

Grass Fence SCORE 215

Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96

Dear Santa… SCORE 187

ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0

World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57

Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114

Puppy! SCORE 107

How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134

One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6

Finally caught it. SCORE 134

Accurate. SCORE 174

Guys listen… SCORE 170

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191