he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i am this dog SCORE 20
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
bad ass SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
teens with attitude SCORE 27
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
he made his choice SCORE 42
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
