easy money SCORE 29
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Nailed it SCORE 11
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Awkward SCORE 69
Jinkies! SCORE 63
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Problem solved SCORE 34
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Call 911 SCORE 17
Plot twist! SCORE 41
For me? SCORE 45
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Same… SCORE 53