Roses are red. SCORE 334
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Burn. SCORE 158
How I die. SCORE 289
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 151
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
How I shower. SCORE 156
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Baby on board. SCORE 185
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Touché. SCORE 336
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Attack! SCORE 196
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
English is hard. SCORE 291
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
